Dr. Doofenshmirtz: If you and I are the same person why are you so much better at being evil than me?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.
[Awkward pause for about 10 seconds]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's...that's it!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): What do you mean!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's your emotionally scarring backstory? That's your great tragedy? Dude, I was raised by ocelots, literally, disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's it? That's all you got? Really? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well how did you feel when ya lost that toy train?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well I never lost the train.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well perhaps if you did maybe you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area I will go over there and give my own shot.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Great! We can be a team!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): [Sarcastically] R-r-right...a team.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey wait are you being sarcastic!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension): [Sarcastically] Nooo!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah right there I believe that is what I sound like when I'm being sarcastic!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.
[Awkward pause for about 10 seconds]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's...that's it!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): What do you mean!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's your emotionally scarring backstory? That's your great tragedy? Dude, I was raised by ocelots, literally, disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's it? That's all you got? Really? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well how did you feel when ya lost that toy train?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well I never lost the train.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well perhaps if you did maybe you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area I will go over there and give my own shot.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Great! We can be a team!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): [Sarcastically] R-r-right...a team.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey wait are you being sarcastic!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension): [Sarcastically] Nooo!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah right there I believe that is what I sound like when I'm being sarcastic!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz : If you and I are the same person why are you so much better at being evil than me?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension) : True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.
[Awkward pause for about 10 seconds]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz : That's...that's it!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension) : What do you mean!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz : That's your emotionally scarring backstory? That's your great tragedy? Dude, I was raised by ocelots, literally, disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's it? That's all you got? Really? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension) : Well how did you feel when ya lost that toy train?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Well I never lost the train.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension) : Well perhaps if you did maybe you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area I will go over there and give my own shot.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Great! We can be a team!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension) : [Sarcastically] R-r-right...a team.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Hey wait are you being sarcastic!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension) : [Sarcastically] Nooo!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Yeah right there I believe that is what I sound like when I'm being sarcastic!
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