Baljeet
Why is Perry wearing a hat?
Phineas
Vincent Martella · 9 quotes
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Dan Povenmire · 5 quotes
Candace
Ashley French · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Phineas & Dr. Doofenshmirtz (3)
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension quotes
I was wrong, Stacy, about everything. I'm not a grown-up. I can't control mysterious forces. I can't even get my mom to see what my brothers are doing! [smiles as she gets an idea] Stacy, that's it! I can't get my mom to see what my brothers are doing! [quickly runs off]
Stacy
Candace, where are you going?!
I'm gonna bust my brothers to my mom! And I'm gonna fail!
Now this is what I call busting!
Phineas and Ferb, you are so bust... Oh, my gosh, where'd it go? You there, small children. Where's the big contraption?
Isabella
I don't know. It was here just a moment ago.
Stacy
We're done.
No, a mysterious force always takes away Phineas and Ferb's inventions before Mom shows up. This time, it took away their invention before I showed up. The mysterious force recognizes that I'm now a grown-up.
Stacy
A mysterious force? Really?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)
Yes, yes everyone. Doom, doom, doom and-
Both Doofenshmirtzes
Doom!
Jinx, you owe me three sodas.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)
Okay, doom for him too.
What? But, but I'm you!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)
(Holds up puppet)
"Doom"!
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
[as he and Ferb are about to crash into Doofenshmirtz's building]
Ferb, it looks like we're gonna hit that building that looks vaguely like your head.
Time to give it a little test. [turns on the Other-Dimensionator, but it shuts down after a brief second] Hmm. Well, I just finished it. It can't be broken already. [Phineas and Ferb smash into the machine, destroying it as they crash into the building; sighs] I stand corrected. [runs over to the boys] All right, what's with the giant shuttlecock?
[apologetically]
We're really sorry, sir. I don't know what happened. One minute we were innocently launching ourselves across the city in a badminton platypult, the next thing we know, we're bouncing on up to the east side to your deluxe apartment in the sky.
Well, it looks like you've totaled my Other-Dimensionator.
An Other-Dimensionator? What does it do?
Well, at the moment, it just stops giant shuttlecocks, apparently, but it-it's supposed to let me go into other dimensions.
Oh, that's cool! We can help you fix it. I'm Phineas and this is my brother, Ferb.
[as he, Ferb and Perry escape the Norm Bots by hiding behind a dumpster in an alley]
Looks like they're gone. [then berates Perry, still outraged and betrayed about his secret identity after a brief pause] You're a secret agent?! And you've been living with us this whole time?! Was that evil guy right? Were we just a cover story to you? I mean, were you ever really our pet or part of our family? [annoyed] Well, apparently not, 'cause you didn't trust us enough to tell us. Anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life? [Ferb raises his hand] Put your hand down, Ferb. [Ferb obliges] You're a secret agent! He's a secret agent! [Perry looks down, sulking in depression; Ferb puts his hand on his shoulder] You're right, Ferb. We've gotta concentrate on the task at hand. We've got to get back to our dimension, and I don't even know where to start.
[as Perry's parachute covers him and Ferb]
Look! There's a logo on his parachute! He's got his own logo?
[catches Perry sneaking off and putting on his fedora again as he is about to go; stopping him]
You are kidding me! You're actually sneaking away again?! So nothing's changed. Did it ever occur to you that we could help you? That we could have made a great team? But I guess you can't have teamwork without trust. You don't have to sneak away anymore. We know your secret. You can just go. [he and Ferb watch Perry sadly walking down the road, turning himself in, as it starts to rain with the song, "I Walk Away" playing] You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us". [walks back inside]
Ferb Well, you can, but it would just be "Platyp". [closes the door]
Well, I guess if you can't help us fix the remote, we could check with Isabella.
Who's Isabella?
The girl who lives across the street.
Mom says that talking to neighbors can be dangerous.
Linda (2nd Dimension)
[from the basement]
It's true!
GET THEM!
Hey, be careful with that!
So this is where you disappear to every day? You come here and fight this guy?
No, no, he fights me, he doesn't really know this guy.
You fight a pharmacist? Why would you even do that?!
Actually, I'm an evil scientist, but a lot of people get... confused by the lab coat...
You're evil? He's evil?! So not only have you been lying to us this whole time, but you just stood there while we helped an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension! And you did nothing to stop us?!
Ferb Well, he did pee on the couch.
Wait a second, I just realized… that was a conscious choice! You peed on my couch!
[Perry shrugs embarrassingly]
No, no, that wasn't enough. That's when you should've put on your little hat. Not now, after we've gone through it into this mess.
Oh, for badness sake, you can hash all this out in prison. Guards? [Perry presses a button on his watch, giving him a brain freeze] Ahh! Brain freeze!
[Perry opens the window and they fall out, then sticks his feet in the skull's eye sockets and Phineas and Ferb grab the horns, then opens his parachute]
I'm sorry, I'm just having trouble processing this right now. [Perry gives him a pamphlet; reading] "So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent." [throws it away in frustration] I don't want your pamphlet!
Alright, everyone! Let's kick some robot chassis!
It's everything we built this summer. Somehow, Perry has replicated all of our inventions. That means that he didn't miss out on everything, he did see it, and he trusted us after all. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna save the entire Tri-State Area!
Isabella
[Last lines]
Um, Major Monogram?
Monogram
Uh...yes?
Isabella
So, none of us will remember any of today?
Monogram
That's right.
Isabella
[smirks]
Good!
Isabella
Hit it, Carl!
Wait, wait, wait -- !
[The Amnesia-nator is fired]
If you and I are the same person why are you so much better at being evil than me?
True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.
What do you mean!?
That's your emotionally scarring backstory? That's your great tragedy? Dude, I was raised by ocelots, literally, disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's it? That's all you got? Really? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!
Well how did you feel when ya lost that toy train?
Well I never lost the train.
Well perhaps if you did maybe you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area I will go over there and give my own shot.
Great! We can be a team!!
Hey wait are you being sarcastic!?
Yeah right there I believe that is what I sound like when I'm being sarcastic!
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Perry?
Yeah, he's our pet platypus.
Is every platypus named Perry?
In a perfect world, yes.
Aww, well, he's a cute little fella. Hi, there. [tickles Perry's chin] Gootchie... [Perry bites his finger] OW, OW, OW!
Perry, no! [he and Ferb pull him off] We do not bite the elderly!
Again, ow. No, it's okay, platypusses don't typically like me.