A scene from The Philadelphia Story 1940
Tracy

Of course, inasmuch as you let us in for it in the first place.

Mr. Lord

Oh, do keep that note out of your voice, Tracy. It's very unattractive.

Tracy

Oh? How does your dancer friend talk? Or does she purr?

Margaret

Tracy!

Mr. Lord

Oh, it's quite all right, Margaret.

Tracy

Sweet and low, I suppose. Dulcet, very lady-like. You've got a heck of a nerve to come back here in your best-head-of-the-family manner and make stands and strike attitudes and criticize my fiancee and give orders and mess things up generally...

Margaret

Stop it instantly!

Tracy

I can't help it. It's sickening. As if he'd done nothing at all!

Mr. Lord

Which happens to be the truth.

Margaret

Anyway, it's not your affair, Tracy, if it concerns anyone. Well actually, I don't know whom it concerns except your father.

Mr. Lord

That's very wise of you, Margaret. What most wives fail to realize is that their husband's philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.

Tracy

Oh? Then, what has it to do with?

Mr. Lord

A reluctance to grow old, I think. I suppose the best mainstay a man can have as he gets along in years is a daughter - the right kind of daughter.

Tracy

How sweet!

Mr. Lord

No, no. I'm talking seriously about something I've thought over thoroughly. I've had to. I think a devoted young girl gives a man the illusion that youth is still his.

Tracy

Very important, I suppose.

Mr. Lord

Oh, very, very. Because without her, he might be inclined to go out in search of his youth. And that's just as important to him as it is to any woman. But with a girl of his own full of warmth for him, full of foolish, unquestioning, uncritical affection -

Tracy

None of which I've got -

Mr. Lord

None. You have a good mind, a pretty face, a disciplined body that does what you tell it to. You have everything it takes to make a lovely woman except the one essential - an understanding heart. And without that, you might just as well be made of bronze.

Tracy

That's an awful thing to say to anyone.

Mr. Lord

Yes, it is indeed.

Tracy

So, I'm to blame for Tina Mara, am I?

Mr. Lord

To a certain extent, I expect you are.

Tracy

You coward.

Mr. Lord

No. But better that than a prig or a perennial spinster, however many marriages.

Margaret

Seth, that's too much.

Mr. Lord

I'm afraid it's not enough, Margaret. I'm afraid nothing is.

Tracy

What, what did you say I was?

Mr. Lord

Do you want me to repeat it?

Tracy

'A prig and a...' You mean, you think I think I'm some kind of a goddess or something?

Mr. Lord

If your ego wants it that way, yes. Also, you've been talking like a jealous woman.

Tracy

'A...' What's the matter with everyone all at once, anyhow?

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