Macaulay 'Mike' Connor Well, this is where Cinderella gets off! Now you hurry back to the ball before you turn into a pumpkin and six white mice — goodbye! Macaulay 'Mike' Connor Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's heavy mist before my eyes. Macaulay 'Mike' Connor I'm testing the air. I like it but it doesn't like me.