Peter Pan (1953) · 54 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Peter Pan (1953): in 5 of its 54 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain Hook (4)
Mr. Smee Oh, dear, dear, dear, Captain Hook. Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza? That ain't good form, you know.
"Good form," Mr Smee? Blast good form! [waves his hook in front of Smee] Did Pan show good form when he did this to me?
Mr. Smee Why, Captain, cutting your hand off was only a childish prank, you might say.
Aye! But throwing it to the crocodile! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well he's followed me ever since, licking his chops for the rest of me.
Mr. Smee That's not countin' the holidays, either.
Mr. Smee But, Captain, wouldn't it be more humane-like to slit his throat?
Aye, that it would, Mr Smee. But I have given me word not to lay a finger, or a hook, on Peter Pan. And Captain Hook never breaks a promise.
Mr. Smee Putting her back, captain, like you said.
I said nothing of the sort!
Mr. Smee But captain...!
For the last time, Mr. Smee, take the princess back to her people! UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?!?!?! (echoes)
Mr. Smee Aye-aye, sir.
Oh, and one more thing: when you return to the ship, tell the whole crew to help themselves to me best rum.
Mr. Smee Well, at last, Captain Hook's comin' to his senses.
Mr. Smee I told him all along you Indians wouldn't betray Peter Pan.
Mr. Smee Just what you told me, Captain: carrying out your orders.
My orders?
Mr. Smee Why, yes, Captain. Didn't you just say to go...
Put her back, you blithering idiot! [to himself] My orders. Of all the bumbling...
