Lucy
Oh, Charlie Brown, I'll hold the football and you kick it.
Charlie Brown
You say you'll hold it, but what you really mean is you'll pull it away and I'll land flat on my back and I'll kill myself.
Lucy
But I feel I have really come to know you. I now understand that you are kind, compassionate, brave, and funny. No one would pull a football away from someone with all *those* qualities.
Charlie Brown
[to himself]
She's right. I would never pull a football away from someone with all those qualities. I'm gonna kick this ball all the way to the moon. [he starts running up and, as expected, Lucy pulls the football away from him] AAUGH! [lands on his back with a Wham!]
Lucy
[pats Charlie Brown on the head and walks off]
And gullible. I forgot to mention gullible.
