The Peanuts Movie 2015 quotes

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The Peanuts Movie (2015) poster
Characters
Charlie Brown Noah Schnapp
Franklin Armstrong Marleik 'Mar Mar' Walker
Linus van Pelt Alex Garfin
Lucy van Pelt Hadley Belle Miller
Peppermint Patty Venus Schultheis
Sally Brown Mariel Sheets
Schroeder Noah Johnston
Violet Madisyn Shipman

The Peanuts Movie quotes

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Charlie Brown
[thinking]

(I just hope this new kid has never heard of me. He would know nothing of my past imperfections. It's not often you get the opportunity to start over with a clean state. This time things will be different.) [falls down a piece of wood of a fence, then the whole fence collapsed down]

All

He did it! [they all run away]

Charlie Brown

A dog doesn't try to give advice, or judge you; they just love you for who you are. It's nice to have someone who will just sit and listen to you.

Snoopy

Zzzzzzz...

Charlie Brown

Man's best friend.

Charlie Brown

I can't believe I'm about to talk to the Little Red-Haired Girl. [to Snoopy] It's moments like this when you need your faithful friend. [Charlie Brown walks up to the door, but hesitates as he sees a doorbell and walks away. Snoopy goes after him and pushes him back to the doorway] Yup. If there's one person you want at your side at a time like this, it's your loyal dog. Uhh... Uhhh... Ohhh. [as he is about to ring the doorbell, he sighs, then Snoopy also sighs, then Snoopy rings the doorbell] Aaaahhhhh!

Little Red-Haired Girl
[opening her front door to find no one here]

Hello? Hello? Hmm.

Charlie Brown
[hiding in a tree bush]

She said, "Hello!".

Snoopy

Ehh...

Charlie Brown

I got my kite! Today's the day! I can feel it!

Patty

A kite? Today?

Violet

In the middle of winter?

Charlie Brown

Come on, guys!

Franklin Armstrong

Only Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown

The whole world seems to be conspiring against me. I'm just asking for a little help for once in my life.

Charlie Brown

Whenever I feel really alone, I just sit and stare into the night sky. I've always thought that one of those stars is *my* star, and at moments like this, I know that my star will always be there for me. Like a comfortable voice saying, "Don't give up, kid." [the star Charlie Brown is looking at literally falls from the sky]

Charlie Brown

You've got to help me, Linus! I'm not sure I can handle being partners with the Little Red-Haired Girl! How will I support her? I can't afford a mortgage! What if I'm put into escrow?

Linus

Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who can turn a book report into a lifelong commitment.

Franklin Armstrong

Your sister is really dying out there.

Little Kid

What are you in for?

Charlie Brown

Have you ever had that feeling when you can't stop smiling? Your heart pounds inside your chest. You try to stand, but your knees become weak. And then that Little Red-Haired Girl glance at you and all of life's possibilities become so clear. And then you realize... she has no idea you're alive.

Nurse

Wah, wah, wah.

Charlie Brown

Why am I here? I just came down with a case of Inadequacy.

Lucy

AAAH! Let's get out of here! Aaah!

Patty

Do I know you?

Pig Pen

Huh?

Charlie Brown
[all screaming while running out of the dance]

Wait- it's not over yet! [the trophy gets tipped over, Snoopy has an umbrella for him] Thanks, Buddy.

Lucy

Franklin and Peppermint Patty are on my team!

Sally
[Busts out of the door, holding her skates]

Yay!

Schroeder

I got my hockey stick!

Franklin

I got my skates!

Peppermint Patty

Who has the pucks?

Patty

Looking sharp today, Pig-Pen!

Pig-Pen
[arrives with a cloud of dust making Patty and Violet cough]

Sorry I'm late.

Violet

Eww!

Pig-Pen

What's taking him so long?

Kids

COME ON, CHARLIE BROWN!

Lucy

Let me let you in on a little secret, Charlie Brown. If you really want to impress people, you need to show them you're a winner.

Charlie Brown

A winner? Me? Lucy, you may be on to something!

Lucy

Of course, when I say "you", you know I don't mean "you personally".

Lucy

Oh, Charlie Brown, I'll hold the football and you kick it.

Charlie Brown

You say you'll hold it, but what you really mean is you'll pull it away and I'll land flat on my back and I'll kill myself.

Lucy

But I feel I have really come to know you. I now understand that you are kind, compassionate, brave, and funny. No one would pull a football away from someone with all *those* qualities.

Charlie Brown
[to himself]

She's right. I would never pull a football away from someone with all those qualities. I'm gonna kick this ball all the way to the moon. [he starts running up and, as expected, Lucy pulls the football away from him] AAUGH! [lands on his back with a Wham!]

Lucy
[pats Charlie Brown on the head and walks off]

And gullible. I forgot to mention gullible.