Electrician
Bit of a bookworm meself, not that you'd know it to look at me. What's your passion, then? Mysteries? Spy novels? Familiar with Ian Fleming, are you?
Dennis Cooley
This is a rare bookshop.
Electrician
Rare books? Yeah, so they are.
Dennis Cooley
Can you locate the problem, or do I have to call someone else?
Electrician
Oh, I already have. The wiring in this old place dates from before the war. The first war. It's what we call, in the electrical business, "rare".
Dennis Cooley
Yes. Can you fix it?
Electrician
Oh, sure, I can fix it. Can you afford it? That's the question.
Dennis Cooley
Just fix it!
