Director
You ready? Action!
Director
[Hrundi sneaks up behind a man and tries to stab him with a knife, he wears a very large wrist watch] [jumps to his feet]
Cut, damn it! Cut! [very patiently] Mr. Bakshi.
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Yes, sir.
Director
Has it occurred to you...that the period of our picture is 1878?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Yes, indeed, sir. I am well aware...that that is the period of the film.
Director
Mr. Bakshi, are you also aware...that in 1878 they weren't wearing underwater watches?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Yes, sir. I know that. They had not even been invented.
Director
You got the time?

