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Gil's nightmarish vision. University is on lockdown and covered by squad cars. People are screaming and an elderly Gil tries to reason with Kevin
College Student #1: Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!
Dean at College: It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!
College Student #2: What is he yelling?
Kevin, Age 21: YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!
Gil: [through bullhorn] Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.
[Kevin opens fire and shoots bullhorn out of Gil's hands]
Gil: Nice shot son!
Police try to get Gil to safety, but Gil rebuffs them
Gil: [police] It's important to be supportive. [to Kevin] Come on let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea - "


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