A scene from Over the Hedge 2006
RJ
[First lines] [trying to get a bag of nacho cheese chips from the vending machine and it gets stuck, groans in annoyance, bangs on the vending machine]

NO!!! [bangs on the vending machine again] COME ON!!! [goes through vending machine slot, tries grab it by hand, straining, but slips, & bangs on the window as he comes out, growls in annoyance as he grabs a T-Rex snapper out of his golf bag, trying to grab the bag of chips] Come on, baby. Grab it! [he struggles to get the bag of chips unstuck, but his t-rex snapper breaks, groans in annoyance as he gets out of the slot, throws the t-rex snapper away as he digs in his golf bag] All right. [grabs a boomerang, throws it in order to get the bag unstuck, it hits the machine on the way back, but still the bag doesnt budge much to his disbelief] What...? [finally frustrated, he sticks his head inside the slot, pressing the coin dispenser, & kicks the vending machine, which he hops on one foot in pain] OW! [frustraly grabs a golf club out of his golf bag, hits the vending machine with it as light of the vending machine fizzes out, glass reflects a big mountainous cave behind RJ, which he acknowledges] Vincent. [starts to scheme, but realizes Vincent is dangerous] No, no, bad idea. Bad idea! [clutching his grumbling stomach, sighs to have no choice to get food from Vincent, puts his golf bag over his shoulder, and steps towards the base of the mountain, as he approaches, he grabs out his fishing rod, swings into the root of the mountain for a grappling hook, starts to go up, when he arrives at the top, he approaches and pins himself on a bear warning sign, gasps with a startle, then sighs in annoyance when he realizes it's just a sign that says: "Do Not Feed the Bears", along with a lot of other warning signs that Vincent has torn down and collected over the years] Hmm? Just take what you need. Just take what you need. What's...? [Seeing can of Spuddies, his favorite snack, which is also Vincent's favorite]

[First Words]

RJ?

RJ
[nervously]

Uh, no?

The moon's not full. You woke me up a week early? [notices RJ has his food sees wagon & cooler] Oh, no. Don't tell me you're dumb enough to actually come up here and steal my stuff. RJ, I'm gonna have to kill you.

RJ

Please, I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family.

You don't have a family.

RJ

I meant a family of one.

[growls softly]
RJ

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait! Look, it's still in the cave, so technically, not stolen!

[accidentally bumps into the wagon, sending it down the hill]

Oh, no. No! NO!

Vincent and RJ

Sl-Slow!

RJ
[groaning]

Stop!

RJ
[The wagon and cooler stops, RJ and Vincent laughs at each other]

Whoo! That was close.

RJ
[A truck destroys the wagon and cooler food; now furious, Vincent chases down RJ, grabs him by the head and prepares to eat him]

VINCENT, WAIT! I CAN GET IT ALL BACK! That's right! You eat me, you'd have to do it! But I can get it! ALL of it!

My red wagon?

RJ

Redder! [Vincent he squeezes his head] Ow.

The blue cooler?

RJ

Blue cooler! On my list! Gotta be blue?

YES! And I want my Spuddies! I love those things. 'Cause with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.

RJ

So true... painfully true. And I'll tell you what, I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack, family-fun size!

They have that?

RJ

I'm pretty sure.

All right, RJ, I'm going back to sleep. When that moon is full, I'm waking up. And all my stuff had better be right back where it was.

RJ

But that's just one week! That's impossible for one guy! [Vincent squeezes him again] A week's perfect. I'll get some helpers.

Full moon, all my stuff. And don't even think about running away, because if you do, I will hunt you down and kill you.

RJ

Ok, buddy. You just rest easy all right ‘cause I'm on it. A week from now you're gonna be laughing about this thing.

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