Ocean's Eleven (2001) quotes

90 total quotes

Basher Tarr
Danny Ocean
Frank Catton
Linus Caldwell
Livingston Dell

Other
Reuben Tishkoff
Rusty Ryan
Saul Bloom
Terry Benedict
Tess Ocean

View Quote Terry: [On the phone]Who the hell is this?
Rusty: The man who's robbing you.

View Quote Tess: Danny was walking through the restaurant when he spotted me.
Terry: Is that right?
Danny: Yeah, imagine the odds.
Terry: "Of all the gin joints in all the world".

View Quote Linus: Smash and grab job, huh?
Rusty: Slightly more complicated than that.
Linus: Well, yeah.

View Quote [the rest of the crew get out of the van, leaving Linus in the back with Turk and Virgil in the front] No no no no, don't leave me with these guys!

View Quote Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.
Tess: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Danny: No, he's very clear on both.

View Quote Danny: You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed. [goes to sit down]
Tess: I don't smoke. Don't sit.

View Quote Tess: You know what your problem is?
Danny: I only have one?

View Quote [while they are watching a dozen Chinese acrobats at a circus]
Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen?
Rusty: The little Chinese guy.

View Quote Shane West: Hit me.
Rusty: It's not blackjack.

View Quote Rusty: Saul, turn that off, will you?
Saul: [in fake accent] I'll turn it off when I'm ready to...
Rusty: Saul!
Saul: [normal voice] It's off, it's off!

View Quote [watching Linus trapped on the upper floor by security guards]
Virgil Malloy: Shouldn't someone help him?
Basher: Oh, that's a good idea, Albert. Let's hop out of the van and then we can all get nicked!

View Quote Terry: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
Danny: So I should put the towels back?

View Quote [Yen does the real somersault]
Frank: Ten says he shorts it.
Livingston: No, no bet.

View Quote [teaching poker to young actors]
Rusty: Barry, your turn.
Barry Watson: Uh... four.
Rusty: You don't want four. You want to fold.
Barry Watson: I do? Is that a good thing?

View Quote [Yen practices the vault somersault]
Turk Malloy: Ten says he shorts it.
Frank, Livingston, Saul: Twenty!