I need to tell you some things.

Bear

What?

****. I promised Ian I wouldn't tell you this.

Bear

Tell me what?

Bear, Ian and Nikki have been hooking up on and off for like two years. It's super casual and not romantic. He thinks that she's dating you to get back at him. But even if she's not, it's kind of a shame, you know? I think you need someone more chill.

Bear

Like you?

Well, I mean, I was to your left.

Bear

What?

The game.

Bear

Oh.

I was to your left. You were supposed to kiss me.

Nikki

I'm so sorry you had to see that, baby. But it is kinda your fault. Just remember that you wanted this. But I'm so happy you did. I'm so happy you did, baby. Oh! No! No, no, no, no, no.

Nikki

Oh! No, no, no, no, no. Honey, breathe, breathe. It's okay. it's okay, honey. I got you. We need each other. We need each other, but you're gonna have to help me get rid of her body.

Bear

N-n-no.

Nikki

Yes. Yes, honey. Honey, I know. I know, I know, I know. Listen. This is all your fault; Sarah is your fault. You wanted this, you wished for this. But baby, we can fix this. I'll fix this with you. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere.