Jesus, dude. What the ****?
No, no... Oh, shit. [rushes to clerk] Um, uh, excuse me. Where are the, um, One Wish Willows?
What?
It looks like this, [holds up a box] but it’s like a... [stammers] It’s like you make a wish and you break itǃ They were right thereǃ They were over there in the cornerǃ The One Wish Willows!
What’s a One Wish Willow?
First of all, sir, don’t come in here with this. It is too early. And second of all, I’m **** with you. They’re right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You made a shitty wish, and now you want to reverse it, but you can’t come in here with this energy, man. Did you call the number on the back?
What the **** is wrong with you?ǃ
Me?ǃ
How could you sell this to people?ǃ
The box is full of warnings, manǃ
**** you!
Hey, **** you, manǃ But you don’t storm in here with this energy, man.
I’m sorry. [crying] I–I... Nobody would buy it if they... I’m sorry. Oh, shit.
Oh, God. What did you do?
She’s obsessed with me.
Oh. [sighs] Well, that’s not so bad.
No, something bad happened. [sobbing] I’m sorry. I... I need to reverse it.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I need to reverse it.
Y– You can make a wish.
I already used my wish, man. Oh, please. Wh–What the **** do I do?
Well, maybe... maybe if someone else made a wish that contradicts your wish... I mean, maybe you could ask her. I mean, since it’s for you, she just might do it. Oh, o–or you could die. I mean, you could kill yourself. You know, I’m just spitballing here. [fading] If you ever want to jump in with any ideas...
