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[Bear calls One Wish Willow Customer service within his vehicle]
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Hello?
Bear: Um, hello.
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Hey, what's up?
Bear: Um, is this One Wish Willow?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Yeah.
Bear: Uh, uh, okay. Um, uh, okay. I was calling to see if there's a way I can alter a wish?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: You'd like to cancel your wish?
Bear: No! No, no. I, um, it's okay to keep the- I, I, I just want to know if I can, like, alter it a little?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: I'm sorry, we don't really do that.
Bear: No?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: If you have any questions about how the wish works, or, if you read the back of the box...
Bear: I mean, is it even real?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Yeah, it's real.
Bear: No, I know that the... Is her love real?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Just because you chose this for her doesn't make it less real.
Bear: Okay, then I would like to cancel.
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: You'd like to file a cancel request?
Bear: Yes, yeah, a cancel request.
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: We don't really do that.
Bear: What?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: We don't really do that.
Bear: You were just making it sound like I could put in a request.
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: I was just guessing your intentions, man.
Bear: What the- How- What would the- What can I do, then?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Nothing really.
Bear: So she's just **** forever?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Well, yeah, I mean, as long as you live.
Bear: As long as I live?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: If you die, the wish will go away.
Bear: You're sure there's nothing else I can do?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Yeah, I mean, as long as you live. Sounds to me like you have a moral obligation to be there for her.
Bear: Okay, but wait. She, she does this thing where she like... freaks out. What is that?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Do you want to talk to her?
Bear: What? Who?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: [Faint screaming in the background] You want to talk to her?
Bear: Who is that?
One Wish Willow Customer Service Man: Nikki. [In the background, Nikki's screams of agony grow louder] Do you want to speak to her? [Bear panics and ends the call instead of trying to talk to her]
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