“I knew you were gonna bring her. I **** knew it. She–she guilt you?”

[Scene of Nikki at Ian's basement rec room party with Bear]
Ian: I knew you were gonna bring her. I **** knew it. She–she guilt you?
Bear: She didn’t guilt me. Shut the **** up.
Ian: You couldn’t be without her for three **** hours?
Bear: Sarah invited her. What was I supposed to do?
Ian: Sure.
Bear: You told me you weren’t going to invite Sarah.
Ian: Sarah did nothing wrong.
Bear: Neither did we.
Ian: No weird shit. [to a party guest] Hey. Keep your **** hands off my mom’s china, asshole.
Party guest Reggie: [takes jenga block] Hey. Okay, it’s my turn. [reads block] My turn. Ooh, someone’s getting **** up. Okay. “Choose someone to drink every time you do for the next three rounds.” Ah, yeah, you’re going down with this ship.
Party guest Joe: [takes jenga block] Man, here we go. Cheers. [sighs and reads block] Uh, “Switch seats with anyone.” Baron, I want to sit next to Nikki.
Group: [Joe gets up and walks over] Ooh.
Nikki: No.
Sarah Uh–oh.
Nikki: [Bear gets up] It’s okay, baby. Oh. No, it’s okay. I showered, baby.
Party guest Joe: [sitting next to Nikki] Geez, Bear, what kind of spell did you put on her? [party laughs with Nikki forcedly loud]
Nikki: So true. [laughs]
Sarah: Nikki, it’s your turn.
Nikki: Oh. [stands up and reads from phone] “The air was charged by the distinct call of a night bird. His face was obscured, “but I knew he was looking at my chest, each side stretching, recently mature, to different sizes. And so, come lie with me like the old woman taught us when we were children, I said; He closed the door and leaned against it. ‘You’re not my wife, Gretel,‘ he said. ‘I’m more than your wife. I am your sister.’ Hansel flinched and reached for the door handle. I knew he would not leave this place. He would relent and choose to be inside me like he had many nights before. If not, I would fillet his meaty forearm, roll it like a stick of licorice and insert the flesh between my legs. Hansel is my soul. A love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure. Brother, you will be inside me tonight.” New book I’m working on. I don’t have to drink. [sighs]
Reggie: It’s your turn, Joe.
Joe: I switched spots with Baron, so it’s his turn now.
Reggie: Oh, shit.
Bear: Okay. Um... [takes jenga block and reads] “Kiss the person on your left.” [a look of extreme disapproval comes over Nikki who walks behind Sarah, pulls her chair back and kneels besides Bear who kisses her]
Nikki: [softly] No one on this earth will ever comprehend what it feels like to love someone as much as I love you. [stands up and announces loudly] And everyone in this room will die never feeling the strength of connection I have felt with my Bearǃ
Ian: Nikki, are you okay?
Nikki: [giggles] I'm just kidding, guys. I'm just kidding. Heh, heh. [laughs] Come on, it's a joke. I'm just joking... okay, fine. I'm not joking. Deal with it. [Real Nikki wakes up; startling panic; falls to the floor, screaming] It's not me! It's not me! It's not me! [takes a bottle; smashes it on the table until it breaks; stabs her face with it; blood gushes; everyone panics]

[Scene of Nikki at Ian's basement rec room party with Bear] Ian : I knew you were gonna bring her. I **** knew it. She–she guilt you? Bear : She didn’t guilt me. Shut the **** up. Ian : You couldn’t be without her for three **** hours? Bear : Sarah invited her. What was I supposed to do? Ian : Sure. Bear : You told me you weren’t going to invite Sarah. Ian : Sarah did nothing wrong. Bear : Neither did we. Ian : No weird shit. [to a party guest] Hey. Keep your **** hands off my mom’s china, asshole. Party guest Reggie : [takes jenga block] Hey. Okay, it’s my turn. [reads block] My turn. Ooh, someone’s getting **** up. Okay. “Choose someone to drink every time you do for the next three rounds.” Ah, yeah, you’re going down with this ship. Party guest Joe : [takes jenga block] Man, here we go. Cheers. [sighs and reads block] Uh, “Switch seats with anyone.” Baron, I want to sit next to Nikki. Group : [Joe gets up and walks over] Ooh. Nikki : No. Sarah Uh–oh. Nikki : [Bear gets up] It’s okay, baby. Oh. No, it’s okay. I showered, baby. Party guest Joe : [sitting next to Nikki] Geez, Bear, what kind of spell did you put on her? [party laughs with Nikki forcedly loud] Nikki : So true. [laughs] Sarah : Nikki, it’s your turn. Nikki : Oh. [stands up and reads from phone] “The air was charged by the distinct call of a night bird. His face was obscured, “but I knew he was looking at my chest, each side stretching, recently mature, to different sizes. And so, come lie with me like the old woman taught us when we were children, I said; He closed the door and leaned against it. ‘You’re not my wife, Gretel,‘ he said. ‘I’m more than your wife. I am your sister.’ Hansel flinched and reached for the door handle. I knew he would not leave this place. He would relent and choose to be inside me like he had many nights before. If not, I would fillet his meaty forearm, roll it like a stick of licorice and insert the flesh between my legs. Hansel is my soul. A love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure. Brother, you will be inside me tonight.” New book I’m working on. I don’t have to drink. [sighs] Reggie : It’s your turn, Joe. Joe : I switched spots with Baron, so it’s his turn now. Reggie : Oh, shit. Bear : Okay. Um... [takes jenga block and reads] “Kiss the person on your left.” [a look of extreme disapproval comes over Nikki who walks behind Sarah, pulls her chair back and kneels besides Bear who kisses her] Nikki : [softly] No one on this earth will ever comprehend what it feels like to love someone as much as I love you. [stands up and announces loudly] And everyone in this room will die never feeling the strength of connection I have felt with my Bearǃ Ian : Nikki, are you okay? Nikki : [giggles] I'm just kidding, guys. I'm just kidding. Heh, heh. [laughs] Come on, it's a joke. I'm just joking... okay, fine. I'm not joking. Deal with it. [Real Nikki wakes up; startling panic; falls to the floor, screaming] It's not me! It's not me! It's not me! [takes a bottle; smashes it on the table until it breaks; stabs her face with it; blood gushes; everyone panics]