“Have you ever actually, like, flirted with Nikki? Invite romance.”

Ian: Have you ever actually, like, flirted with Nikki? Invite romance.
Bear: Invite romance?
Ian: Tease her. Be playfully mean with her.
Bear: Be mean to her?
Ian: Playfully mean, yeah, but bring up Freaky Nikki.
Bear: You want me to call her Freaky Nikki? You know she’s sensitive about that.
Ian: Be like, “Hey, remember when you used to get bullied? Everybody called you Freaky Nikki?” She’ll be like, “Oh, my God. Oh, no, Bear, that was... that was so long ago. Don’t. Please.”
Bear: And that will, like, take her breath away?
Ian: Just say, “Nikki, I think we should grab a drink sometime.”
Bear: Yeah, I’ve grabbed drinks sometimes. She always invites you.
Ian: Yeah, exactly.
Bear: I asked you guys not to come to trivia for one night.
Ian: Y–You can’t ask her out at trivia, Bear. You can’t. I–I’m not gonna let you. It’s a good, organic time to ask. I love trivia night.
Bear: It’s all I have.
Ian: I wake up every Wednesday rock hard, thinking about trivia. God, I can’t get over how dumb I just looked. Y– You can’t turn our weekly gathering of camaraderie and skill i–into your, your, your seven–year–late proposal, Bear.
Bear: Then when do I ask?
Ian: Any other time. All you have is time. If she means this much to you... and I know she does... wait. Do it at the right time.
Bear: Okay. Okay, I’ll wait. I’ll do it right.
Ian: Now say it with me. All you have is time.