No Strings Attached (2011) quotes

11 total quotes

Eli – Jake Johnson
Emma – Stefanie Scott
Patrice – Greta Gerwig

View Quote Emma: Sometimes, my neck gets sore…
Adam: Why?
Emma: Because my brain is so big!

View Quote Emma: You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions.
Adam: Assuming that’s a good thing.
Emma: You make my heart skip a beat.

View Quote Adam, did you make me a Period Mix?

View Quote I warned you not to come. It’s not safe for you here.

View Quote It’s like a crime scene in my pants.

View Quote It’s like an emotional peanut allergy.

View Quote Just shut up and take your Pamprin.

View Quote Someone call Charlie Brown, we found the Great Pumpkin.

View Quote Tea for your gina…

View Quote Ten years from now you will be having sex with your wife, and it’ll be in the missionary position. And one of you will be asleep.

View Quote YOU are NOT even a woman!