Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a ****!
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Fritz My achin' swastika! I thought bein' a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for shit! I better get my ass the **** out of here!
U.S. Army Sergeant How do these people expect to win a war when they're in a goddamn uniform?
Fritz' Old Lady Remember when I told you that you should be a contestant on "Let's Make A Deal"? Well, dress up like a frog, and wear a yarmulke, 'cause I think the host likes Jewish people!
Fritz's Old Lady You're a no-good, Fritz! Whaddya have to say fer yerself?
Fritz Suck my dick!!!
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