Fritz quotes from The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat (1974)

Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a ****!

My achin' swastika! I thought bein' a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for shit! I better get my ass the **** out of here!

These girls know where it's at by the time they're 11.

How do these people expect to win a war when they're in a goddamn uniform?

Remember when I told you that you should be a contestant on "Let's Make A Deal"? Well, dress up like a frog, and wear a yarmulke, 'cause I think the host likes Jewish people!

You're a no-good, Fritz! Whaddya have to say fer yerself?

Suck my dick!!!

Ah, freedom of the pass.

Hey, Fritz Baby, Wanna talk to Walter?

Sure, why not?

Fritz…does being the first to set foot on Mars--golly--kind of give you goose bumps?

Ahem. Gentlemen, I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, shit! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more?

How do it feel, Fritz? I mean, man, like Mars ain't around the corner.

Oh you're so right. Hey, would you like to discuss this in private? Gee, you got a lovely pair of eyes.

In private?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Listen, doll, I'd kind of like to give you a break. You know, kind of help pay back for what my people did to your people.

Yeah? What kind of a break?

Well you know, an exclusive--an inside story.