Military aide
[1914. The Tsar is sending and receiving telegrams to Kaiser Wilhelm II]
Your Majesty, a telegram from the Kaiser. He offers his help in the Serbian mess.
Tsar Nicholas II
You see, I knew I could count on Willy!
Prime Minister Witte
With all due respect to your cousin, sire, the Kaiser is a deceitful megalomaniac. If he is offering to help us out, then we really need to start praying.
