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[Siberia. Rasputin is in his native village of Pokrovskoe. He is riding on a horse guzzling liquor straight from the bottle when he approaches three attractive peasant girls shoveling hay. A wagon full of hay bales lumbers down the road near a walking nun]
Nun: Good day, and may the Lord be with you.
[Rasputin emerges nude from the hay bales, still chugging his bottle of booze but now accompanied by the three peasant girls who are now topless]
Rasputin: And the Lord be with you! [laughs]
[The nun frantically crosses herself at seeing such a vulgar sight]


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