Fields Is there any goulash on this menu? Waitress It's roast beef gravy. Waitress And another thing, don't be so free with your hands. Fields Listen honey. I was only trying to guess your weight. You take things too seriously. Receptionist You big hotty-dottie. You smoke vile cigars all day and drink whiskey half the night. Someday, you'll drown in a vat of whiskey. Fields Drown in a vat of whiskey. Death where is thy sting?