Dexter Broadhurst: Well, don't change the players around.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I'm not changing nobody.
Dexter Broadhurst: Now, take it easy.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: What's the guy's name on first base?
Dexter Broadhurst: What's the guy's name on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I don't know.
Dexter Broadhurst: He's on third. We're not talking about him.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: How did I get on third base?
Dexter Broadhurst: You mentioned his name.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Dexter Broadhurst: No, who's playing first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Stay offa first, will ya?
Dexter Broadhurst: Well, what do you want me to do?
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Now what's the guy's name on third base?
Dexter Broadhurst: What's on second.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I'm not asking ya who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I don't know.
Dexter Broadhurst: He's on third.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: There I go, back on third again.
Dexter Broadhurst: Well, I can't change their names.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Will you please stay on third base, Mr. Broadhurst.
Dexter Broadhurst: Please. Now what is it you want to know?
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I'm not changing nobody.
Dexter Broadhurst: Now, take it easy.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: What's the guy's name on first base?
Dexter Broadhurst: What's the guy's name on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I don't know.
Dexter Broadhurst: He's on third. We're not talking about him.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: How did I get on third base?
Dexter Broadhurst: You mentioned his name.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Dexter Broadhurst: No, who's playing first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Stay offa first, will ya?
Dexter Broadhurst: Well, what do you want me to do?
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Now what's the guy's name on third base?
Dexter Broadhurst: What's on second.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I'm not asking ya who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I don't know.
Dexter Broadhurst: He's on third.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: There I go, back on third again.
Dexter Broadhurst: Well, I can't change their names.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Will you please stay on third base, Mr. Broadhurst.
Dexter Broadhurst: Please. Now what is it you want to know?
Dexter Broadhurst : Well, don't change the players around.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : I'm not changing nobody.
Dexter Broadhurst : Now, take it easy.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : What's the guy's name on first base?
Dexter Broadhurst : What's the guy's name on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst : Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : I don't know.
Dexter Broadhurst : He's on third. We're not talking about him.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : How did I get on third base?
Dexter Broadhurst : You mentioned his name.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Dexter Broadhurst : No, who's playing first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Stay offa first, will ya?
Dexter Broadhurst : Well, what do you want me to do?
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Now what's the guy's name on third base?
Dexter Broadhurst : What's on second.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : I'm not asking ya who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst : Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : I don't know.
Dexter Broadhurst : He's on third.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : There I go, back on third again.
Dexter Broadhurst : Well, I can't change their names.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Will you please stay on third base, Mr. Broadhurst.
Dexter Broadhurst : Please. Now what is it you want to know?
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