Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.
Funny names?
Nicknames. Nicknames.
Not - not as funny as my name - Sebastian Dinwiddie.
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Funnier than that?
Oh, absolutely. Yes. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...
That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.
I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...
You know the fellows' names?
Yes.
Well, then, who's playin' first?
Yes.
I mean the fellow's name on first base.
Who.
The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.
Who.
The guy on first base.
Who is on first.
Well, what are you askin' me for?
I'm not asking you - I'm telling you. Who is on first.
I'm asking you who's on first!
That's the man's name!
That's whose name?
Yes.
Note: the phrase "Who's on first" is ranked #91 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.
