Stewardess Can I get you anything to drink? Clark Griswold Honey? I guess I'll have a Coke. Stewardess Do you want that in the can? Clark Griswold No, I'll have it right here. Clark Griswold There it is, kids. My mother's land. Rusty Griswold Dad, Grandma's from Chicago. Clark Griswold Shut up, Russ. Ellen Griswold Clark, you're on the wrong side of the road. Clark Griswold Yes I know, honey, I'm also on the wrong side of the car.