Napoleon Dynamite quotes

79 total quotes

Kip
Napoleon Dynamite
Rex
Uncle Rico

View Quote I caught you a delicious bass.

View Quote Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

View Quote Napoleon: So me and you are pretty much friends now right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon: So you got my back and everything?
Pedro: What?!
Napoleon: Never mind.

View Quote Sheldon: Who's that in my drive way?
[Pedro's cousin's show off their car's hydraulics]
Napoleon: That's my ride

View Quote [To Kip and LaFawnduh at wedding] I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable.

View Quote Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!

View Quote Randy: Hey, lemme borrow your bike!
Nerd: No.
Randy: C'mon. I'll buy you some chips.
Nerd: No. [they both fight over the bike. A few seconds later, Pedro's cousins pull up to the scene of the fight. They look at Randy and shake their heads. Randy gets scared and runs away]

View Quote Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

View Quote You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick?

View Quote Pedro: If I win, you can be my secretary or something.
Napoleon: Sweet!

View Quote Pedro offers you his protection.

View Quote Are you guys having a killer time?

View Quote My lips hurt real bad.

View Quote [To Kip and LaFawnduh] LUCKY!

View Quote Tina, come get some ham!