Napoleon Dynamite quotes

79 total quotes

Kip
Napoleon Dynamite
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Uncle Rico

View Quote Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

View Quote I caught you a delicious bass.

View Quote Sheldon: Who's that in my drive way?
[Pedro's cousin's show off their car's hydraulics]
Napoleon: That's my ride

View Quote Napoleon: So me and you are pretty much friends now right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon: So you got my back and everything?
Pedro: What?!
Napoleon: Never mind.

View Quote [To Kip and LaFawnduh at wedding] I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable.

View Quote Randy: Hey, lemme borrow your bike!
Nerd: No.
Randy: C'mon. I'll buy you some chips.
Nerd: No. [they both fight over the bike. A few seconds later, Pedro's cousins pull up to the scene of the fight. They look at Randy and shake their heads. Randy gets scared and runs away]

View Quote Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

View Quote Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!

View Quote Pedro offers you his protection.

View Quote Pedro: If I win, you can be my secretary or something.
Napoleon: Sweet!

View Quote Are you guys having a killer time?

View Quote My lips hurt real bad.

View Quote You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick?

View Quote [To Kip and LaFawnduh] LUCKY!

View Quote [To Deb] I like your sleeves... they're real big.