Napoleon Dynamite quotes

79 total quotes

Kip
Napoleon Dynamite
Rex
Uncle Rico

View Quote Kip, I reckon you know a lot about...cyberspace?

View Quote Hey, you guys wanna see my video?

View Quote Napoleon: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
Pedro: Why?
Napoleon: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT.
Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her?
Napoleon: No. Not unless she likes fish.

View Quote [To Pedro] Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.

View Quote Your Mom goes to college.

View Quote Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

View Quote Pedro: Who was that?
Napoleon: Trisha.
Pedro: Who's she?
Napoleon: My woman I'm taking to the dance.
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture?
Napoleon: Heck yes I did.

View Quote Billowy's good.

View Quote Grandma: How was school today, Napoleon?
Napoleon: Worst day of my life, what do you think?

View Quote [To Deb] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.

View Quote [To Rico, after he arrives home to find him trying to sell herbal breast enhancers to Starla] C'MERE, BOY!!

View Quote Do the chickens have large talons?

View Quote Napoleon: How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
Pedro: Eh... a couple of days.

View Quote I think you ripped my mole off!

View Quote How 'bout some gold bracelets?