Napoleon Dynamite (2004) · 92 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Napoleon Dynamite (2004): in 3 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Napoleon Dynamite (3), Uncle Rico (3)
Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Did you shoot any?
Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
What kind of gun did you use?
A frickin' twelve-gauge, what do you think?
Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?
Hey, Don. Did you take a dump in your bed last night?
I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.
Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?
What did you just say?
Whatever I feel like I wanna say!
Did you just say something about my mom?
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't!
Do you wanna die, Napoleon?
Yeah, right. Who's the only one here knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
Step up, Napoleon.
[Napoleon slaps him, then runs away.]
Vote for Summer.
Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her.
Then who you gonna vote for?
I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? [Don scoffs and starts to walk away]
Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons?
[Don hands Napoleon a "Vote 4 Summer" button; Napoleon tosses it across the hall, stares at Don, then runs away.]
