Do you ride the bus to school?
Pedro No, I ride my bike.
What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro It's a Sledgehammer.
Dang! You got shocks... pegs... Lucky! You ever taken off any sweet jumps?
Played by Efren Ramirez 
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) · 92 quotes
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) · 92 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Napoleon Dynamite (2004): in 13 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Napoleon Dynamite (12), Uncle Rico (11)
I don't have much to say, but I think it would be good to have some Holy Santos brought to the high school, to guard the hallway and to bring us good luck. El Santo Niño de Atocha is a good one. My Aunt Concha has seen him. And we have a great FFA schedule lined up, and I'd like to see more of that. If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Thank you.
Scenes with Pedro
12 scenes Pedro Pedro How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
Pedro Eh... a couple of days.
So me and you are pretty much friends now right?
Pedro Yes.
So you got my back and everything?
Pedro What?!
Never mind.
My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
Pedro Is she hot?
See for yourself. [hands him Deb's glamor shot sample]
Pedro Wow.
Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.
Pedro I like her bangs.
Me too.
Pedro That girl over there.
Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Pedro Build her a cake or something.
Pedro Do you think people will vote for me?
Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro Like what are my skills?
Well, you have a sweet bike, and you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're,like, the only guy at school who has a mustache.
Pedro That's true.
Pedro If I win, you can be my secretary or something.
Sweet!
Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
Pedro Why?
Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT.
Pedro Do you have anything to give to her?
No. Not unless she likes fish.
Pedro Who was that?
Trisha.
Pedro Who's she?
My woman I'm taking to the dance.
Pedro Did you draw her a picture?
Heck yes I did.
[entering convenience store]
Hey, how's it goin'? Those egg rolls are looking pretty good. I might get me some later, I don't have any money right now. You know, I think I'm just gonna get me one of them lotto tickets. My wife says I gotta stop but I'm just feeling real positive today and I wanted to try out my luck and —
Cashier I think you'd better get back to class. I don't sell lotto tickets to minors.
I'm just gonna go get my ID. [bumps into cooler]
...
Pedro Do you think I look old enough?
...
Pedro [in store]
Un lotto ticket, por favor.
[the Cashier looks at Pedro's mustache, then sells him a ticket.] ...
[outside, scratching ticket]
Yes! Three spuds! You picked a good one! That's ten dollars! Yes!
Why do you got your hood on like that?
Pedro Well, when I came home from school, my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head so hot. So I went in the kitchen, and I shaved it all off and I don't want no one to see.
How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
Pedro A couple of days.
I wish I could grow one.
