Louise quotes from Naked (1993)

Louise

So what happened? Were you bored in Manchester?

Johnny

Was I bored? No, I wasn't ****in' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody – you're all so bored. You've 'ad nature explained to you, and you're bored with it. You've 'ad the living body explained to you, and you're bored with it. You've 'ad the universe explained to you, and you're bored with it. So now you just want cheap thrills and like plenty of 'em, and it dun matter 'ow tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new, as long as it's new, as long as it flashes and **** bleeps in forty different colours. Well, whatever else you can say about me, I'm not ****in' bored.

Louise

Well, I don't know if I want to get married, but I wouldn't say no to a proper relationship.

Sophie

What is a proper relationship?

Louise

Living with someone who talks to ya after they've bonked ya.

Louise

How did you get here?

Johnny

Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.