“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.” – Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Naked Gun 1988

Frank Drebin Leslie Nielsen

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

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