Frank Drebin It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. Ed Oh, Frank! It's horrible. That's so horrible! Frank I know, Ed. Ed My father went the same way. Frank Ludwig?! Goon Drebin! Frank Yeah, I'm Drebin! Goon I have a message for ya from Vincent Ludwig!