You psycho skank! You ruined my party!
It wasn't me! [figure appears] It was my father.
My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (2009) · 17 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (2009): in 10 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Brigg (4), Derek (4), Madison Penrose (3)
You psycho skank! You ruined my party!
It wasn't me! [figure appears] It was my father.
Hey! Hey, weirdo!
Leave her alone, man!
No no no. You'd give your left nut to do it with this guy, wouldn't you?
Sounds like you'd give your left nut to do it with him.
What'd you-what'd you say freak show?
Nothing I just think that Brigg can do better than a quarterback like you.
Haha funny. Idiot! I'm not a quarterback, I'm a receiver.
I bet you are.
What? That's not what- Look I'm not gay for Brigg!
Okay you know what? [points to Skye] Screw you. [points to Brigg] And I'll see you at practise.
That was sweet.
Yeah well Kevin makes it easy. [awkward silence] Well see you later.
Okay. [turns around] Hey Skye- you're in Mr. Neely's bio class right? Um did you finish the lab? [she stares at him] What?
Um nothing. I'm just not used to popular people talking to me.
Well relax. I'm just like everybody else. Except way cooler. [both laugh] Yeah.
Okay, let's make a pact. If I haven't lost my virginity by the end of this semester, you'll take it from me.
Like by force?
Trust me, that won't be necessary.
I'm not going to sleep with you, Derek.
Oh come on look. We're best friends ok? Best friends sleep with each other. Please? I'd do it for you.
Have faith. You'll find some poor pathetic girl who will give it up.
You keep saying that. I just don't see it happening.
So I think Brigg was flirting with me this morning.
I think you're off your meds!
No seriously we had like a moment.
You and the Brigg-man huh? Yeah I mean that- that's that's cool. That's awesome. And it could happen. I'm not saying it couldn't. I mean you're cute. And you- you're really starting to fill out that A-cup.
Screw off. [puts her head on his shoulder] You're right it was probably nothing.
This is nice.
You seriously weird me out.
You need a ride?
Uh no thanks. I'm good.
It's a long walk in flip-flops.
You know I shouldn't even be talking to you. Your crazy girlfriend is the reason I'm rocking this one-piece.
Ex girlfriend. Come on, I definitely owe you a ride home. Get in the car- come on.
Oh! Whoa. My bad. Look I'm really sorry Madison's been messing with you.
Yeah I guess she thinks there's like something going on between us...Weird right.
So what- what are you doing Saturday night?
The usual, I mean me and Derek will probably just go to the mall and make fun of all the other kids that have no lives.
Cool.
Um but I mean you know that's not set in stone or anything. I mean if something else came up...
Actually I was wondering if you might want to hang out with me on Saturday.
What about Madison?
What about her? We're broken up.
She wants to kill me.
Don't worry, I got your back.
You know just once I would love to be a normal human being!
Well then you should crash Madison's party with me.
Yeah that's a terrible idea.
No no no Skye look. Maybe it's a really great idea? You always um..
What are you looking at?
Stay out of my underwear drawer.
That was one time. It was just once.
Wish I wasn't wearing sweats right now.
Hey.
Hey...Something on your mind?
Yeah. Listen about- about Saturday night. I'm not gonna be able to go...
Brigg it's cool. I mean, I get it. It's the party of the year.
No no no no no it's not that. It's just- it's complicated me and Madison have historyand it's a big night for her...
Don't- don't even- don't even worry about it.
Let me make it up to you.
Okay. Um...You and I both know this isn't gonna work. [He gives her a look] I mean you're...you and I'm...well...you know.
It's not like that.
It's exactly like that. I mean, I just need to accept the fact that I'm always going to be...
I like you Skye and I wanna spend more time with you. I just have to go to this party. And- and after that you and me are gonna go out. Nice sweats by the way.
Shut up!
Was that Brigg!
You still wanna crash that party?
Why are you doing this?
Because he thinks you deserve it.
That's not true. Tell him it's not true.
I tried to tell him Madison. I tried to tell you're a good person. That he's got you all wrong.
It's true. I-I am a good person.
But you're not. You're a monster.
I'm a monster? What about your crazy-ass, mask-wearing dad? He killed my friend! He killed the boy you like!
The boy you tortured me for liking.
That was a joke!
You're a bully Madison.
So I'm a bully, I'm a huge bitch. I don't deserve to die for that!
Help me, you freak!
What are you doing? You can't do this!
Have a super birthday, Madison.
I always knew you were a psycho! You loser! You're nothing! You're a nobody! You suck!