Benjy [Swann downs a drink]
Mr. Swann, I was supposed to watch you, remember?
Good. Watch this. [downs another; hands Benjy a glass] Stone, you can watch me or you can join me. One of them is more fun.
Played by Mark Linn-Baker 
My Favorite Year (1982) · 8 quotes
My Favorite Year (1982) · 8 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in My Favorite Year (1982): in 5 of its 8 quotes
Most scenes with: Alan Swann (3)
Scenes with Benjy
5 scenes Benjy Benjy I think I'm going to be unwell.
Ladies are unwell, Stone. Gentlemen vomit.
Benjy Mm-hm.
[to his limo driver]
Alfredo, you needn't wait. We shan't need the car any more. We're going to throw up in the park and then walk home.
K.C. Do you think there are funny people and not-funny people?
Benjy Yes. Definitely. On the funny side there are the Marx Brothers, except Zeppo; the Ritz Brothers, no exceptions; both Laurel and Hardy; and Woody Woodpecker. On the unfunny side there's anyone who has ever played the accordion professionally.
Benjy Bring Allan Swann to Brooklyn?
Belle Sure; what are you ashamed of?
Benjy Everything!
Stone... I'm afraid. I'm afraid. That's why I couldn't get out of the car to see my Tess, my child.
Benjy Alan Swann, afraid? The Defender of the Crown? Captain from Tortuga? The Last Knight of the Round Table?
Those are movies, damn you! Look at me! I'm flesh and blood, life-size, no larger! I'm not that silly goddamned hero! I never was!
Benjy To me you were! Whoever you were in those movies, those silly goddamn heroes meant a lot to me! What does it matter if it was an illusion? It worked! So don't tell me this is you life-size. I can't use you life-size. I need Alan Swanns as big as I can get them! And let me tell you something: you couldn't have convinced me the way you did unless somewhere in you you had that courage! Nobody's that good an actor! You are that silly goddamn hero!