[to the agents taking Gonzo and Rizzo away]

Hey, studmuffin, hold it!

[to the other agent]

I'll deal with her.

[sarcastically]

Oh, ha-ha you'll deal with moi? Look, chumpo, I'm just trying to get a story okay.

How about this story? It's about a big bad wolf and a little pig.

No, that's three pigs okay.

[menacingly]

Not in this version.

[frowns]

Hey, Wait a minute, you're not part of an alien-protection agency! Who are you? Where are you taking Gonzo?! [He grabs her arm] hey! [A stand off between Miss Piggy and Agent Barker] Hi-yah!

I'm impressed! [Knocks down a standing post] Black belt, third degree.

Hi-yah! [Knocks down wooden stand] Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit.

[grins]

I like this party!

Oh, ahh, tough guy, tough guy, ha-ha!! Come on, show me, show me! Oh, look, Cindy Crawford.

Huh?

Hi-yah! [She hits him in the stomach] ha-ha-ha!

[chuckles]

Where have you been all my life?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! [They start dancing around until Agent Barker punches her in the face] Is that all you got?! [Miss Piggy keeps saying it after each punch on her nose until Agent Barker grabs her head and gives her a noogie] Not the noogie! HI!!!! [She punches him in the crotch and then he lets her go] Eh!

Ooh! [He falls on his knees] Oooooooooooooooh! [He tumbles to the ground]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MAMA!!!!!!