Billy Bones The Black Spot's a pirate's death sentence! They'll be coming to kill me... TONIGHT!! Billy Bones Aye! But also... beware of running with scissors or any other pointy objects, it's all good fun until somebody loses an EYYYYYEEE!! Captain Smollett Here's the plan. Once the pirates are ashore, we take the Hispaniola back to Bristol, and leave them stranded on Treasure Island. Doctor Excellent plan. Rizzo Except for one thing: the pirates have Jim!