“Aye! But also... beware of running with scissors or any other pointy...” – Billy Bones, Muppet Treasure Island ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Muppet Treasure Island 1996

Billy Bones Billy Connolly

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Aye! But also... beware of running with scissors or any other pointy objects, it's all good fun until somebody loses an EYYYYYEEE!!

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