Mrs. Doubtfire quotes

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View Quote Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
Miranda: How awful, he was an alcoholic?
Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck, so it was quite literally the drink that killed him

View Quote I can hip-hop, be-bop, dance till ya drop, and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.

View Quote Upstairs, my little noseminers! Go! Flee before me! Onward and upward! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums.

View Quote Daniel: How about we take a vacation, take the kids, get you away from work, you'll see that you're a different person. You are. You're great.
Miranda: But our problems would be waiting for us when we got back.
Daniel: Well we'll move, and hopefully our problems won't follow us.
Miranda: Daniel, please don't joke. We're far apart. We're different. We have nothing in common.
Daniel: Sure we do. We love each other... We love each other... Don't we?
Miranda: I want a divorce.

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Daniel as Pudgey the Parrot: 911! 911! Police! Authorities! ASPCA! ASAP! Murder! Betrayal! Kidnap! No. BIRDNAP!!

View Quote Miranda: Oh my god! oh my god! The whole time? The whole time? THE WHOLE TIME?! I have to go. We have to leave now. We have to go. I have to leave. We have to leave.

View Quote (As Mrs. Doubtfire.) Broke my bag, the bastard. You know they often say a man with a car like thats trying the compensate for smaller genitals sissy, but not in your case, cause i see that you're a strapping aren't ya.

View Quote Ever wish you could freeze frame a moment in your day, and look at it and say "this is not my life"?

View Quote Daniel: What kind of idiot kept this guy on the air of twenty-five years?
Jonathan Lundy: Me.
Daniel: I'm Daniel Hillard, former employee.
Jonathan Lundy: Maybe...

View Quote (After setting fake bust on fire and putting it out) Looks at me, my first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.

View Quote She's got a power tool in the bedroom (Stuart spits out his drink back in the glass). She Could break a sidewalk to that thing. Surprised she hasn't chipped her teeth.

View Quote (Drops false teeth in drink, Stuart doubletakes and pulls a strange face). Oh (pretends to talk with no teeth)

View Quote Daniel: Could you make me a woman?
Frank: Honey, I'm so happy!

View Quote (Is walking across the street, then almost gets mugged. Hits mugger in the face.) (As Daniel) Back off, asshole! BEAT IT!

View Quote Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.