“Topknot! At the end. What's his name? Kung Pow? Pass me a f***ing egg...” – Kano, Mortal Kombat ... Movie Quotes Database

[Cole, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Kano, Jax, and Sonya are eating dinner at the table]
Kano: Topknot! At the end. What's his name? Kung Pow? Pass me a f***ing egg roll, will ya? [Kung Lao picks up an egg roll with chopsticks] There you go, good boy. [Kung Lao brings the chopsticks to Kano's direction, but takes it back and takes a bite out of it; Jax and Sonya chuckle while Kano is angry]
Kung Lao: Maybe you should lay off the egg rolls, seeing how you wouldn't be ready to fight (even) if you had 100 days to train. [Jax and Sonya chuckle again] I'll dumb it down for you... Fat lazy pig.
Kano: [angrily] What did you say?
Kung Lao: Terrible Fighter. Zero skill.
Kano: You got a death wish, mate?
Kung Lao: Combat takes intelligence. But you...you're like a dog. A dog who fails his training classes.
Kano: Well, how about I take that stupid f***ing sombrero you're wearing and shove it so far up your ass that you start speaking Spanish? How does that sound?
Kung Lao: You can try.
Kano: I just f***ing might!
Liu Kang: Let me ask you this: why would you jeopardize the goodwill of the only chance of your survival?
Kano: Princess, why don't you try being one of them silent monks?
Liu Kang: No no, you misunderstand; he is here to save you because you cannot save yourself.
Kano: Oh, **** here we go (again).
Liu Kang: You're like an aggressive little bunny—soft and useless. [Sonya chuckles again; Kano gets even more angry] Angry, mentally, physically. You should bend your knees before this man.
Kano: [stands up] I have a better idea. How about the two of you get on your knees and take turns sucking my sack? [Kung Lao angrily puts down the chopsticks and stands up] Do you have any f***ing idea who you're talking to? I'm wanted in over 35 countries for sh*t you f***ing ballerinas couldn't even imagine.
Liu Kang: [puts down his chopsticks also] You're angry.
Kano: Oh, f***ing nothing gets by you doesn't it?!
Liu Kang: [stands up] Good. You should be.
Kung Lao: You failure.
Kano: "Failure"? F***ing failure? Let me educate you, motherf***er! I'm Kano! Of the Black f***ing Dragon! And who are you you two, huh? You're some f***ing cave-dwelling hippie, twirling his anal beads, taking orders from this Wu Shu wanker who wears a hubcap as a helmet! Now sit down, shut up, AND PASS ME A F***ING EGG ROLL!!!! [Kano's right eye suddenly fires a laser, which bounces around the room and busts through a window. Everyone is shocked and Kano is stunned that he awakened his arcana] That was it, wasn't it? You all saw that? [Kung Lao nods; laughs uproariously] A laser beam! It's better than fireballs, ya pussy!

[Cole, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Kano, Jax, and Sonya are eating dinner at the table] Kano : Topknot! At the end. What's his name? Kung Pow? Pass me a f***ing egg roll, will ya? [Kung Lao picks up an egg roll with chopsticks] There you go, good boy. [Kung Lao brings the chopsticks to Kano's direction, but takes it back and takes a bite out of it; Jax and Sonya chuckle while Kano is angry] Kung Lao : Maybe you should lay off the egg rolls, seeing how you wouldn't be ready to fight (even) if you had 100 days to train. [Jax and Sonya chuckle again] I'll dumb it down for you... Fat lazy pig. Kano : [angrily] What did you say? Kung Lao : Terrible Fighter. Zero skill. Kano : You got a death wish, mate? Kung Lao : Combat takes intelligence. But you...you're like a dog. A dog who fails his training classes. Kano : Well, how about I take that stupid f***ing sombrero you're wearing and shove it so far up your ass that you start speaking Spanish? How does that sound? Kung Lao : You can try. Kano : I just f***ing might! Liu Kang : Let me ask you this: why would you jeopardize the goodwill of the only chance of your survival? Kano : Princess, why don't you try being one of them silent monks? Liu Kang : No no, you misunderstand; he is here to save you because you cannot save yourself. Kano : Oh, **** here we go (again). Liu Kang : You're like an aggressive little bunny—soft and useless. [Sonya chuckles again; Kano gets even more angry] Angry, mentally, physically. You should bend your knees before this man. Kano : [stands up] I have a better idea. How about the two of you get on your knees and take turns sucking my sack? [Kung Lao angrily puts down the chopsticks and stands up] Do you have any f***ing idea who you're talking to? I'm wanted in over 35 countries for sh*t you f***ing ballerinas couldn't even imagine. Liu Kang : [puts down his chopsticks also] You're angry. Kano : Oh, f***ing nothing gets by you doesn't it?! Liu Kang : [stands up] Good. You should be. Kung Lao : You failure. Kano : "Failure"? F***ing failure? Let me educate you, motherf***er! I'm Kano! Of the Black f***ing Dragon! And who are you you two, huh? You're some f***ing cave-dwelling hippie, twirling his anal beads, taking orders from this Wu Shu wanker who wears a hubcap as a helmet! Now sit down, shut up, AND PASS ME A F***ING EGG ROLL!!!! [Kano's right eye suddenly fires a laser, which bounces around the room and busts through a window. Everyone is shocked and Kano is stunned that he awakened his arcana] That was it, wasn't it? You all saw that? [Kung Lao nods; laughs uproariously] A laser beam! It's better than fireballs, ya pussy!