Topknot! At the end. What's his name? Kung Pow? Pass me a f***ing egg roll, will ya? [Kung Lao picks up an egg roll with chopsticks] There you go, good boy. [Kung Lao brings the chopsticks to Kano's direction, but takes it back and takes a bite out of it; Jax and Sonya chuckle while Kano is angry]
Maybe you should lay off the egg rolls, seeing how you wouldn't be ready to fight (even) if you had 100 days to train. [Jax and Sonya chuckle again] I'll dumb it down for you... Fat lazy pig.
What did you say?
Terrible Fighter. Zero skill.
You got a death wish, mate?
Combat takes intelligence. But you...you're like a dog. A dog who fails his training classes.
Well, how about I take that stupid f***ing sombrero you're wearing and shove it so far up your ass that you start speaking Spanish? How does that sound?
You can try.
I just f***ing might!
Let me ask you this: why would you jeopardize the goodwill of the only chance of your survival?
Princess, why don't you try being one of them silent monks?
No no, you misunderstand; he is here to save you because you cannot save yourself.
Oh, **** here we go (again).
You're like an aggressive little bunny—soft and useless. [Sonya chuckles again; Kano gets even more angry] Angry, mentally, physically. You should bend your knees before this man.
I have a better idea. How about the two of you get on your knees and take turns sucking my sack? [Kung Lao angrily puts down the chopsticks and stands up] Do you have any f***ing idea who you're talking to? I'm wanted in over 35 countries for sh*t you f***ing ballerinas couldn't even imagine.
You're angry.
Oh, f***ing nothing gets by you doesn't it?!
Good. You should be.
You failure.
"Failure"? F***ing failure? Let me educate you, motherf***er! I'm Kano! Of the Black f***ing Dragon! And who are you you two, huh? You're some f***ing cave-dwelling hippie, twirling his anal beads, taking orders from this Wu Shu wanker who wears a hubcap as a helmet! Now sit down, shut up, AND PASS ME A F***ING EGG ROLL!!!! [Kano's right eye suddenly fires a laser, which bounces around the room and busts through a window. Everyone is shocked and Kano is stunned that he awakened his arcana] That was it, wasn't it? You all saw that? [Kung Lao nods; laughs uproariously] A laser beam! It's better than fireballs, ya pussy!