Bedevere
How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant
She looks like one.
Bedevere
[Crowd indistinctly shouts]
Bring her forward!
Girl
I'm not a witch.
Bedevere
But you are dressed as one...
Girl
They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]
Girl
And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
Bedevere
[inspects the nose and confirms]
Well?
Peasant
Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere
The nose?
Peasant
And the hat. She's a witch!
Peasant Crowd
Burn her!
Bedevere
Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant Crowd
No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
Bedevere
What makes you think she is a witch?
Peasant
Well, she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere
[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
A newt?
Peasant Crowd
Burn her anyway!
