I want Dye in right, Justice DH'ing, Peña on the bench, Hatteberg at first, and anyone but Mags first out of the pen.

You want Peña on the bench?

That's right. So you can play Hatty.

Peña is not only the best first baseman on the roster, he's the only first baseman on the roster.

Listen to me, Hatty gets on base more than Peña. In fact, twenty percent more.

And his fielding?

His fielding does not matter.

I've heard enough of this.

Have you?

And I, uh... I disagree with you, plain and simple. And moreover, I'm playing my team in a way that I can explain in job interviews next winter.