2nd most-quoted character in Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous (2005): in 4 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Gracie Hart (4)
Sam Fuller You are about to feel some real pain if you don't back off.
Hey, you know what? Don't talk to me about pain, sister. I invented pain. All right?
Fuller No, you didn't just call me sister. Because I don't recall seeing a little, skinny-ass white girl at the table growing up.
Hey! First of all, thank you for calling me skinny. Second of all, what is your problem? And third of all, you better apologize to me or--
Fuller make me!
I don't make trash. Come on!
I can't do this.
yes, you can. Remember what Louis Vuitton said, "It's in the bag." You can do this.
Okay.
Fuller He can't do this.
He's going down like a fat woman on a greased fire pole.
I heard that.
Oh, God, I just don't see why I couldn't be Tina.
Fuller You don't see that?
I am the Tina Turner fan.
I got bad news. We want in those dressing rooms, we have to perform.
Fuller I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be Tina Turner. I can't afford therapy on my salary.
