“Mom? (whispers indistinctly) I really need to wee-wee. It's really...” – Gwen, Migration ... Movie Quotes Database

Gwen

[while flying to Jamaica, Gwen is holding her feet together, meaning she has to go the bathroom]

Mom? (whispers indistinctly) I really need to wee-wee. It's really bad.

Pam

[chuckles]

It's okay, Gwen. You can do it while we fly.

Gwen

HERE?! But anyone could see me.

Pam

No one's watching, Gwen. You know what? I'll go up front.

Mack

[she flies to the front]

What's happening?

Pam

(whispering)

We have a number 2 situation.

Mack

Oh... [to Gwen] Everything okay back there?

Gwen

[trying to do her business but see Mack looking at her, screams]

Dad, don't look! What are you doing?!

Mack

Oh--sorry, Gwen, my bad, my bad!

Gwen

Mom, I can't do it here. Can we land?

Pam

No, we won't land, Gwen. You're old enough to do it in the sky now.

Gwen

But it's too much pressure, and it's GROSS!

Pam

It's not gross! We're birds! Every bird does it in the sky!

Gwen

What if someone is looking down there?

Pam

No one is looking down there! I told you we are not landing. There is no way we're landing!

Gwen

[cuts to the group having landed; Pam is absolutely annoyed while she and the others wait for Gwen to finish taking a dump behind the bushes]

Are you sure no one's watching?

Pam

Gwen Mallard! Do it now, or we leave without you.

Gwen

Okay, okay.

Pam

[groans in frustration]

She's perfectly capable of doing her business in the sky, and yet here we are.

Mack

It's okay, Pam. Just let her be.

Gwen

Does anybody have a soft moss?

Pam

Just use a leaf!

Gwen

[screams, worrying Pam and Mack]

Someone's watching! Someone's watching! There! Someone's watching.

Mack

Where? Where?

In this scene

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