Gordon Bombay quotes from The Mighty Ducks (1992)

View Quote Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!

View Quote I hate kids. They're barely human.

View Quote A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn.

View Quote Averman: [Before the team scrimmages for Gordon] By the way, just so know...we really suck.
Gordon: Hey, I'll decide who sucks around here.
[The puck drops and in the scramble, all the players fall over one another]
Gordon: They REALLY suck.

View Quote Gordon: What's our record, anyway?
Connie: 0-9. One was really close, though, we only lost by 5. And we've almost scored a goal, too.

View Quote Gordon: You guys STINK! I thought we came here to play hockey!
Peter: [Sarcastically] Oh, I knew we forgot something. [Team laughs]
Gordon: You think losing is funny?
Averman: Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.

View Quote [Karp is knocked senseless by a slapshot hitting his helmet]
Karp: [Mumbling] Mom, I don't wanna go home...
Gordon: [Holds up four fingers] Karp, how many fingers am I holding up?
Peter: He wouldn't know that anyway.
Gordon: Shut up, Peter.

View Quote Gerald Ducksworth: Gordon, I'm going to make this very simple. Are you prepared to lose your job over some kids, some... game?
Gordon: Let me ask you a question, Mr. Ducksworth. Are you prepared to fire me over some kids, some game?
Ducksworth: Collect your personal belongings, Gordon. You're out of a job.
Gordon: [losing his temper with Mr. Ducksworth] Yes, sir, Mr. Ducksworth. Thank you very much, Mr. Duckworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth! [continues quacking in front of Mr. Ducksworth]
Ducksworth: And Gordon, stop quacking!!
Gordon: [continues quacking until he finally stops and speaks to Mr. Ducksworth] You may have paid for this jersey, sir, but you didn't earn it! [to Coach Reilly] I'll see you in the playoffs.

View Quote Coach Jack Reilly: You got something to say to me, Bombay?
Gordon: To think I wasted all those years worrying about what you thought. You're going down, Reilly.

View Quote [After Gordon is pulled over by a police officer while driving drunk]
Police Officer: Could you turn down the stereo?
Gordon: Sure. I guess it was a widdle noisy.
Police Officer: A "widdle"? Okay, I'm taking you down to precinct. Breath, blood or urine?
Gordon: No, thanks. I'm full.

View Quote Gordon: [to Charlie] You may make it. You may not, but that doesn't matter, Charlie. What matters is that we're here. Look around. Whoever thought we'd make it this far. One, two, three, triple deke. Take your best shot. I believe in you, Charlie. Win or lose.
Charlie: Thanks, Coach.
Gordon: Go get 'em.