[Opens a pair of large doors revealing shelves of advanced weaponry. Grabs a large gun and holds it in front of Agent J]

Series 4 Deatomizer.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

[Pulls the weapon away and presents another, much smaller weapon to Agent J]

Noisy Cricket.

Aw, Kay? Nah, nah, come on, man! You get a Series 4 Deatomizer, I get a little Midget Cricket? [Absentmindedly points the gun at Kay as he is speaking]

[Grabs Agent J's arm and points the gun away from him]

Whoa!

[Continues to stare at the weapon in disbelief]

I feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing!