“Okay, first, get some contact lenses, ‘cause joints look like they...” – Agent J, Men in Black II ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from Men in Black II 2002

Agent J

[After neuralizing Newton and Hailey]

Okay, first, get some contact lenses, ‘cause joints look like they can pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia. Get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia... move your bum ass out of your mom's house. Boy, you like forty years old.

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