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Agent J: World class serial killer out there and we're having pie
Young Agent K: What you do with your spare time, stretch?
Agent J: Arrrgh....
Young Agent K: You see, I sense you not embracing the concept here. Pie don't work unless you let it.
Agent J: I'ma... I'ma let it.
Young Agent K: Well you said we don't talk, right? Go ahead, ask me any question, anything you want, as long as it doesn't have to do with the case. Just let her rip.
Agent J: What's up with you and O?
Young Agent K: Me and O?
Agent J: Yeah, you and O.
Young Agent K: Alright, alright. Alright, this is it: a while back, I was assigned to keep tabs on a musician, Mick Jagger, he was in this British band, Rolling Stones...
Agent J: Rings a bell...
Young Agent K: We believed he was on the planet to breed with Earth women, so I was in London and that's when I met O. Smart, funny, great smile, and we find ourselves in this pub, Whistlers Bar, warm beer and the worst food you ever ate. We just played darts 'til the sun came up, neither of us wanted to leave...
Agent J: What the hell happened to you, man?
Young Agent K: I don't know, it hasn't happened yet. What about you, Slick? In the future, you got yourself a girl?
Agent J: I got you!


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