Buttmeister Presents: Real men of genius!

Real men of genius!

Today, we salute you, Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual. [Leonidas and his men balked at the comment]

Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual!

Wearing nothing but leather underwear and a cape, you charge your enemy like an oiled-up hairless wonder.

Sprayed-on tan! *Leonidas sprays himself*

Sure, there's danger: charging rhinos, stampeding elephants, and that cute toga-wearing guy named Chad.

Ooh!

You only went out on one date, but you'll remember it forever... forever... *Leonidas' army spits out their beer*

Take your daily Valtrex! *Leonidas chugs a whole pill bottle of Valtrex

Your keen instincts tell you to cut, slice, and chop every man you see. But enough about your career as a hairstylist. Let's talk war.

Ow! The curling iron is hot!

So this Butt's for you, King Leonidas! Because when the going gets tough, the tough go antiqueing. *Leonidas spits out his beer*

Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual! Oooooohhhh, yeah.